It was on this date, May 11th, waaaaaay back in 1966 Kevin Fowler was born in Amarillo, Texas. That means that today, The Panhandle Poorboy has ever-so gracefully turned into The Panhandle 50-year-old Man.

Check out what he got in the mail. No, we didn't go through his trash, he posted it on Facebook:

We sure would love to borrow that free insulated travel bag sometime, Fowler. Happy Birthday, Redneck Messiah!