JB Patterson Kicked Out of Moonshine Band
Do you ever get the feeling that you've forgotten something? Your mom's birthday? A doctor's appointment? Basic gun safety rules during a photo shoot? To turn off the iron before you leave the house?
What about forgetting your band's lead singer and leaving him at the gas station?
That is exactly what happened to JB Patterson when the rest of the Moonshine Band hit the road without him after a bathroom break. #FieldTripBuddySystemFail
On the bright side, JB avoided all that stranger danger and wasn't singer-napped. In fact, now he has something in common with Jason Lee from the fictional band Stillwater in the movie Almost Famous:
"It's okay! I'm easy to forget! Just leave me behind! I'm only the f*cking lead singer!" ~Jeff Bebe