Well, this is one way to get noticed. "The Texas Law Hawk," Bryan Wilson and his absurd new commercials have taken over the internet.

Would I hire Bryan Wilson and his dirt-bike-riding-through-fake-glass-screaming-self? Yeah, probably. "Due process? Do wheelies." Enjoy. This is a shining example of why Norwegians use "Texas" as slang for "crazy," or "chaotic." And I love it, read more about that here.